Here's a list of songs I asked the DJ for the wedding to add to his frankly horrifying list of songs they like to play. Since when is anything by Jay Z appropriate for a wedding? And really, disco? It's 2004, playing any music from Saturday Night Fever in public (yes, even ironically hipsters!) should be a hanging offense. Not to say these are all classics of wedding tradition but I like them all for one reason or another:

• Led Zeppelin - Going to California
• Led Zeppelin - Thats the way
• Jethro Tull - Aqualung
• Tom Petty - Here comes my girl
• Tom Petty - Into the great wide open
• Social Distortion - She’s a knockout
• Bob Dylan - Shelter from the storm
• Bob Dylan - Boots of Spanish Leather
• Bob Dylan - Tombstone Blues
• Stone Temple Pilots - Still remains
• U2 - One
• Lonestar - Amazed
• Sting - Fields of Gold
• The Verve - Lucky Man
• Grant Lee Buffalo - Truly Truly
• Guns ‘N Roses - Sweet Child ‘o mine
• Nina Gordon - Tonight & The rest of my life
• Jewel - You were meant for me